Shower Margarita Machine
Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.
Real Human Bones
No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top-level, real human bones. That’s right, folks, and now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!
Complete Suture Kit
Get ahead of the competition by perfecting your skills using this suture kit. The suture kit comes with a 6.7″ x 6.7″ pad with ten different types of cuts as well as essential tools like suture scissors, a Hegar needle holder, Adson forceps, and scalpel blades.
Lovebird 3D Pop Up Cards
Express your love creatively and colorfully by surprising your better half with this lovebirds 3D pop up cards. Upon opening this vibrant and unique card, two adorable little lovebirds will pop-up to surprise and dazzle. Made using the best quality art paper and assembled by hand for a perfect finish.
Human Body Fat Replica
Keep morale high during your weight loss journey by having a constant reminder of the enemy in the form of this human body fat replica. This dramatic 3D representation of human fat is made from a soft and pliable vinyl plastic that’s made to last.
Danny DeVito Cutout
Hang out with your favorite celebrity on a daily by placing this life-size Danny DeVito cutout in your home. This full-color life-size cutout of the iconic actor looks so real everyone in your social circle will be dying to hang with you when he pops up in your posts.
Colorful Smoke Tube
Increase your chances of getting spotted from a distance by popping off a green smoke grenade in emergencies. Once activated, the grenade releases a massive cloud of colorful smoke that burns for an average of ninety seconds.
Fake Lottery Tickets
Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these 1 million dollar fake lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.
The Screaming Goat
Bring some hilarity and laughter into your everyday life with The Screaming Goat figurine. Ideal for goat-lovers who are fans of screaming goat videos, this small goat companion will emit a loud and wildly entertaining scream upon pressing down on the stump stand.