Don’t F**k up the Table


Don’t insult your guests by calling them a D-bag or an A-hole like some other novelty coasters sets. This drink coaster lets you stay classy while reminding them to “Not to F up your table!” At the same time, You get your message across without offending.



Don’t Fuck up the Table, Drink Coaster

This novelty set of drink coaster is the perfect funny gift for a friend, family member, colleague, or even the boss!

Funny Drink Coasters - Home Decor Gifts Housewarming Gift, House Decor Coasters for Coffee Table...
  • ☑️ Novelty Coasters For Drinks – Sure to put a smile on your face, these absorbent coasters will hilariously remind people to keep their drinks off the table.
  • ☑️ Does Not Stick to Your Glass – The white marble style ceramic top on these cute coasters help capture moisture from ice cold drinks and protect surfaces from hot coffee cups. More absorbent than sandstone coasters.
  • ☑️ Memorable Housewarming Gift Idea – These unique coasters can be given as birthday, holiday, Christmas, dirty Santa, or valentines day gifts to men, women, and friends.
  • ☑️ Slip-Resistant Cork Backing – Each 6-piece set of our funny drink coasters features a durable cork back to help protect furniture or tabletops from scratches or scuffs.
  • ☑️ Metal Holder Included – Great for your home, kitchen, living room, man cave, bar, end tables, or college dorm room, enjoy a laugh and your favorite drink.


SaleBestseller No. 1
LIFVER Funny Coasters for Drinks with Holder, Set of 8 Marble Style Absorbent Drink Coasters with...
  • Funny and Humorous: These 8 funny coasters contain 4 humorous sentences, and when you invite your friends to your party, they are likely amused when they pick up the cup — create a relaxing and pleasant atmosphere for your chat.Ideal gift for housewarming
  • Amazing Absorbent Coasters : With the absorbent ceramic materials, LIFVER coasters will instantly soak up condensation—which, later, miraculously evaporates—and also protect your desktops, dining tabletops, kitchen countertops from hot drinks.
  • Cork Backing Design : A soft cork backing attached to each coaster, can effectively prevent the surfaces of your furniture from being scratched — protects your desktop&countertops from heat, doesn't adhere to your glass.
  • So Easy to Store: Each of these coaster set comes with a modern styling iron holder to keep them all together, and you can easily take coaster out of the holder and also they can be neatly stored with this holder — protect your tabletops from scratching.
  • Best Funny Coasters Gift for Friends : Funny, Creative, Humorous, Funny Home Christmas Decor, Packed in a Delicate Box. All of this is suitable for giving as a Housewarming gift to your friends. As creative gifts, your friends will like it.
Bestseller No. 2
LotFancy Funny Coasters for Drinks Absorbent with Holder, 6PCS Ceramic Coasters with Cork Base,...
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LotFancy Funny Coasters for Drinks Absorbent with Holder, 6PCS Ceramic Coasters with Cork Base,...
  • 【SET OF 6 WITH HOLDER】Each 6 piece set of drink coasters comes with a stacking coaster holder made with black iron. Keeps your coasters organized & ready to be used on your counter, coffee table, etc. We upgraded the holder. New holders and old holders are shipped randoomly
  • 【UNIQUE DESIGN】These round drink coasters are printed with 6 humorous sayings, which will hilariously remind people to keep their drinks off your expensive furniture! Our designs are directly printed on the coasters for a long-lasting effect. 4” diameter is suitable for most cups, mugs and bowls. These unique coasters can be given as birthday, holiday, Christmas, or valentine’s day gifts to men and women
  • 【SUPER ABSORBENT】Our coasters have a porous ceramic surface to absorb condensation droplets, drips and slight overflows. More absorbent than traditional sandstone coasters
  • 【NON-SLIP CORK BASE】The cork base prevents slipping, keeps coasters in place, and protects your furniture or tabletops from scratches or scuffs
  • 【Note】Because of the absorbent nature of the ceramic, your coasters will inevitably get stained from colored liquids. If that happens, we recommend soaking them in warm water with dish soap overnight, to try lessen the appearance of the stain
Bestseller No. 3
Teivio 8 Piece Coaster for Drinks Absorbing Stone Coasters Set Cork Base, Metal Holder, Marble Funny...
  • COMPLETE SET - This set includes eight round ceramic stone coasters in 8 Funny Styles. The black iron coaster holder will storage your coasters and save the space.
  • ABSORBENT CERAMIC - Coaster upper layer is absorbent ceramic to keep your table dry.
  • CORK BOTTOM- The back of coaster is cork to prevent table from scratched and worn.
  • SUITABLE SIZE & EASY TO CLEAN - Coaster diameter 5inch, suitable for most of glasses, mug, cup. Easy to clean, just rinse it by water.
SaleBestseller No. 4
Cactus Coasters Set for Drinks of 6 Pieces,Funny Coasters Cactus Gift with Flowerpot Holder for Home...
  • 【Cactus Coasters Set 】You will receive 6 Pieces Green Cactus Coasters,1 Pack Coaster Flowerpot Holder, and 1 Pack Colored Package Box.
  • 【Nice Gift】 A perfect gift idea for parents,families or for your best friends.Besides.The green coasters also as a novelty coaster decoration for home, bar, and office table.
  • 【Multi- Function】The coasters can stand high temperature so they won't let the high heat destroy your table and also prevent from scratching the table top.Never worry about nasty water stains on your furniture again.
  • 【Good Material】These cute coasters adopt imported high-density EVA,molded cork and advanced original premium ABS. Odorless and non-toxic, you can use it with confidence.
  • 【Sirensky Guarntee】100% MONEY BACK If any defective of this DIY cactus coasters set. Please feel free to contact Sirensky team with any question.
Bestseller No. 5
Homythe Funny Gifts for Coworkers, Novelty Office Gifts for New Colleagues Employees Boss, Cute Work...
  • NOVELTY GIFT FOR COWORKERS - Looking for some new and novelty stuff for your coworkers? This uniquely designed Coasters with funny sayings would definitely be a hit to your office. You'll have everyone laughing with this funny joke coasters!
  • DESIGN FOR FUN - This set of Cork Coasters is designed for those who have a great sense of humor, and they absolutely will bring much more laugh and topics to your home and office.
  • PERFECT GIFT IDEA - Coasters Come with a metal holder for easy organization, Perfect as a fun but functional gift for housewarming hostess gifts, Birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving day. Brighten up your office with these cute and funny coffee coasters!
  • HIGH QUALITY MATERIAL - Made from 100% real cork, eco-friendly, absorbent and durable. Very gentle to your table surfaces and prevent your furniture from Scratched, and won’t cause damage like marble or stone if accidentally dropped.
  • SUITABLE SIZE - 3.93*3.93*0.2 inch (10*10*0.5cm), fit most glass, cups, mugs, wine bottle or even cereal bowl or a pitcher for drink, 5mm thick enough to absorb any moisture and protect your table from white ring marks.
Bestseller No. 6
Funny Cat Coasters Pack, Set of 4 Cat Meme Drink Coaster, Non Slip Silicone Heat Insulation Cup Mats...
  • RELIABLE MATERIAL - High-quality, easy wipe clean surface and absorbent, non-slip silicone coasters. Soft silicone can protect your beloved Tabletop from damage and stains by hot water, coffee, tea, cocktail and wine.
  • PERFECT SIZE - 4 inches in diameter suits all commercial type of mugs, cups, glasses and even bottles. Boldly put it anywhere. They are perfect for drinks either hot or cold.
  • FUNNY DESIGN - Funny cat emoji pattern, creating a relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere for your chat. Each set includes 4 hilarious cat meme coasters. Perfect home decor, kitchen decor, living room decor, table decor or funny office decor.
  • GREAT GIFT - This funny set of coasters is the ideal gift for cat lovers for a housewarming, birthday, Valentine's Day, anniversary or holiday. And this gift will light up their whole day!
  • HUMOROUS AND FUN - These interesting silicone coasters for beverages are so hilarious, they will have your guests rolling around in laughter. Let these hilarious and quirky cat faces delight your daily life!
Bestseller No. 7
Funny Coasters for Drinks with Holder - 4 Pcs Novelty Gift Set Unique Present for Friends, Men,...
  • Coasters are a bold way to bring creative designs into your space—without committing to a large art piece. Add them to your dining table, brighten up the living room and accessorize your next party
  • Decadent, Chic and eye-catching, the coasters are backed with black velvet and are boxed in a sleek black box
  • Black mirrored finish lined with printed white powder coasters gives the 3D illusion of having freshly cut lines
  • Best Gift Set Comes in a Giftable Box - comes complete with a white sleek box. A perfect memorable gift for your friends and family for any occasion
  • Set of 4 coasters keeps your surfaces dry and looking fabulous
SaleBestseller No. 8
Funny Coasters for Coffee Table - 6 Sarcastic Absorbent Stone Cork Drink Coasters, Farmhouse Bar...
  • SARCASTIC FUNNY FARMHOUSE COASTERS: This 6 pack of absorbent ceramic coasters with a holder are so fun you'll love how much entertainment they add to your home. Guests will be delighted by each funny saying, a different one for each coaster.
  • SO VERY STYLISH: What's better than super useful and functional coasters you ask? Ones that look great too! These modern farmhouse style drink coasters are so pretty they're sure to be a great accent piece to your living space. The added holder means they'll be neat too!
  • SO FUNCTIONAL: You'll never have to worry again about water stains and rings on your tables or counters. This set of absorbent drink coasters absorb water so well your tables will smile. Cork bottoms mean no scratches too!
  • GIVE THAT PERFECT GIFT: Look no further if you're searching for that perfect housewarning gift. These absorbent stone modern farmhouse style coasters are not only super functional by protecting table tops, they are so stylish and fun your gift recipients will adore them. You'll forever be known as the best gift giver.
  • EASY CARE: Simply wipe down with a gentle cloth and allow to dry between uses. These coasters are so simple to use and care for.
SaleBestseller No. 9
Thipoten Funny Coasters, 6 Pcs Leather Coasters with Holder, Perfect Housewarming Hostess Gifts,...
  • ► MODERN DESIGN - Simple and classy black coasters for drinks with a round shaped and both sides PU leather, which looks really stylish and beautiful.You can use them on your dining table, coffee table or even for your favorite cup at the office
  • ► HIGH QUALITY & EASY TO CLEAN - Our lightweight, high quality cup coasters, durable & water resistant and easy to clean. Besides, These wonderful drinks coaster can protects your beloved dining table, kitchen countertops from damage and appropriate stains by HOT water, coffee & tea.
  • ► IDEAL SIZE - Big 3.9 inch (10cm) size suits all commercial type of cups and mugs,making them the perfect size for holding coffee cups, kids' drinks, sports bottles, craft cocktails and tumblers.
  • ► PERFECT GIFT - What a excellent gift idea for your families and friends, They will love it
  • ► NOVELTY HOME DECOR - THIPOTEN drinking coasters match with your furniture well, make your drinks "sweeter" and mood better, what a novelty home decor. They can still survive even your curious kids think they are little toys.
Bestseller No. 10
Emerson Essentials Coasters Set of 6 for Drinks with Holder, Funny Quotes Sayings, Wine Housewarming...
  • ✅ The Complete Set – Our coaster set includes 6 round ceramic stone coasters, 1 modern metal stand that can neatly stack your coasters, and a well packaged cute gift box to ensure no chips. The diameter is 4 inches making it perfect for wood and coffee tables, glass table tops and desks. The material absorbs condensation within seconds without leaving stains, water rings or stickiness.
  • ✅ Ultra Absorbent – Our moisture absorbing coasters are great for wine, tea, are stain resistant and scratch proof. Complement your coffee table with our iron stand and modern coasters that are thick enough to absorb water, liquid, moisture, yet thin enough to blend in perfectly with your decor. The coaster set combines the great marble stone style design with fast liquid absorbency for drinks.
  • ✅ Cork Backing – The decorative coasters come with durable non-slip special absorbant natural cork backing base to protect countertops and slate desks from scratches even from thirsty drinkers! Avoid water damage and dirty stains on kitchen bar tops and wooden desks by hot and cold beverages. Our coasters are stylish, heat resistant and reusable. The non-slide, non-sticky corked backed bottom base helps coasters stay in place and prevent coasters falling off the dining end tables.
  • ✅ Non Slip – Our special material ceramic makes the coasters great for drinking beverage glasses, cups and mugs. Giftable idea for family, friends, women and men. Our wide selection includes black, grey, white, gold, brown, funny, mid century pattern, geometric, geode, rustic, minimalist and industrial style. Protects surfaces and absorbs faster than sandstone, soapstone, tile, cork, silicone, quartz, porcelain or marble.
  • ✅ U.S.A. Benefits - Emerson Essentials is proudly based in the U.S.A., automatically comes with a 5-Year warranty, and a 100% satisfaction guaranteed policy! Our products are made to withstand years of use and if you’re not in love with it for whatever reason, we’ll give you a full refund, no questions asked.
Bestseller No. 11
Oak Leaf Funny Coasters for Drinks Absorbent Coffee Table Cup Coaster Set of 6 with Holder for...
  • 【😆Sense of humor】Oak Leaf Funny Coaster includes 6 ceramic coasters, written with 6 different humorous sentences. Give them a humorous surprise when they pick up the cup.
  • 【🍺Prevent the Table from Getting Wet】Oak Leaf bar coasters are made of absorbent ceramic material that can absorb drops of water quickly to keep the table clean.
  • 【👍Protect your Table】Oak Leaf Coaster for drinks features a cork back that can avoid scratching your furniture or tabletop, and prevent coasters from falling off the table.
  • 【✨Coaster With Metal Holder】Oak Leaf Wine coaster comes with a holder for you to store the coasters, make your home more tidy and elegant.
  • 【🏠House Warming Gift for New Home】The drink coasters is great idea for giving as a present to your friends when birthday, housewarming, christmas, thankgiving day. The coaster set are suitable for kitchen, dinning room, living room, bar, den or family room.
Bestseller No. 12
Funny Retro Vinyl Record Coasters for Drinks with Vinyl Record Player Holder for Music Lovers,Set of...
  • ★ MUSIC THEME -- Adorn your coffee table with these stylish retro vinyl record coasters, making them perfect for music lovers, perfect decoration for 80s.
  • ★ PERFECT FOR MUISC LOVER--Set of 6 with a retro vinyl record player holder in a wonderful design gift box, they look like real vinyl records, every detail, cute and cool, great gifts for music lovers.
  • ★ FOCUS OF DISCUSSION--Funny✔ Creative✔ Giftable✔ Makes you super cool✔ Funny Room Decoration ✔ All that and it does in fact protect your table too! We’re pretty sure boring will NOT be one word
  • ★ PROTECT FURNITURE SURFACES--Protect the surface of table from damage while putting hot or cold drinks on the table, suitable for all cups, mugs and glasses of any beverage.The coasters with a small rubber disc on the bottom, makes sure that your table will be protected and non slip, at the same time fun and creative.
SaleBestseller No. 13
TAOPE Funny Coasters for Drinks with Holder, 6 PCS Handmade Braided Drink Coasters for Coffee Table,...
  • 【Coasters for Drinks Absorbent with Holder】 Compared with traditional silicone or cork coasters, TAOPE coasters for drinks have made important upgrades in 7 details , such as absorb water (pure natural cotton), soft, thermal insulation (increased the weaving density), anti-skid,table desktop protection,environmentally and Smiley Face Design.
  • 【Unique Smiley Face Coasters】 Set of 6 colors, these funny coasters are hand woven, smiley face design that will warm and cheer up your daily life. Beautifully handmade braided drink coasters rather than fully machine-made cork or marble coasters, giving you a touch of softness and thickness.
  • 【Ideal Size & Protective】 These funny coasters for drinks are 4.8" in diameter, suits most type of cups, mugs and glasses, perfect size for holding coffee cups, kids' drinks, sports bottles, craft cocktails and tumblers. Handmade Braided drink coasters are more absorbent than felt, rubber, and more non-slip than marble, glass table coasters, non-breakable, more durable and easy to clean than rattan coaster.
  • 【Super Absorbent & Easy to Clean】 Don't worry about ccondensated water or cold drinks, these funny coasters are 0.39 inch thick that will absorb any spills much more than other absorbent coasters for drinks can. Easy to clean, you just rinse it by water and hang up to dry.
  • 【Practical Gift for Friends】 The smile face pattern on drink coasters' surface keeps the pattern bright and won't fade, which is a style accent to your house. Felt wrapping is also perfect present for friends or as housewarming gift.
Bestseller No. 14
Funny Bamboo Coasters Farmhouse Style Gift, 6 Pcs with Gold Metal Holder, Gift Box Ready for...
  • FABULOUS BAMBOO COASTERS - this gift set consists of 6 Pcs different farmhouse style bamboo coasters, a golden coaster holder, and a cute gift box.
  • NATURAL AND ECO-FRIENDLY - The handcrafted coaster is made of Moso bamboo, which is lightweight and eco-friendly, and adds natural style to your home and kitchen.
  • FARMHOUSE GIFTS – Let our rustic atmosphere coasters imbue your home with a fall-inspired aesthetic. The 6 funny sayings can make an entire room laugh while adding a hint of the farmhouse aesthetic to your display.
  • TIDY UP THE PILE OF COASTERS – Neatly stack your coasters in this golden coaster holder when not in use. Each decorative coaster is lined with non-slip cork backing to protect furniture tops. So you don’t have to worry about them scratching tabletops or slipping off the table.
  • Find Yourself Needing A Housewarming Gift? The search can be over now. This awesome bamboo coaster set is a must-have for all new households. It's also a good choice of gift for a birthday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, or any other occasion. They will remember your kindness every time they use this funny coaster set.
Bestseller No. 15
Coasters Cactus Set of 6 DIY Funny Coasters for Drinks with Flowerpot Holder,Novelty Coasters Cactus...
  • 【Cactus Coasters Set 】6 Pieces Green Cactus Coasters, 1 Pack Coaster Flowerpot Holder, and 1 Pack Color Package Box you will receive.
  • 【Cute and Funny Coasters】These cactus coasters set are super freaking cute and fun.You can arrange it into cactus shape or any other shape you want. It's an adorable addition to you place.
  • 【Nice Decoration 】The cacti coasters as wonderful as a funny decoration at home, office when not in use. This is a nice way to disguise your cactus coasters as a "plant" in the room. And also the funny cactus coasters’ flowerpot holder can use as a desktop storage box.
  • 【High-Quality Material】The DIY cactus coasters set adopt imported high-density EVA,molded cork and advanced original premium EVA. Non-toxic and odorless, you can use it with confidence.
  • 【Lovely Gift】 Perfect cactus gifts for someone who loves cute and funny little items or for yourself. This set of green cactus coasters are not just there, they also add a great aesthetic to home,bar,desk etc..
SaleBestseller No. 16
Floppy Disk Coasters for Coffee Table - 6Pcs Floppy Disks Cute Coaster Table Coasters for Drinks...
  • High Quality Material: The modern coasters for table are made of high-quality silicone. These desk coasters funny for glass are waterproof, temperatures and sun exposure. These cool coasters not fade over time and also reusable. Such drink coaster for mug will serve for long.
  • Wide Uses of Silicone Coaster: The slate coasters office decor square shaped very versatile in use. The coffee mug mat is direct to application. These coasters for coffee table can be used as home decor, office, spoon rest, bar coaster or table and cup pad and indoor and outdoor coffee table set.
  • Cheerful Design of Silicone Coasters: These kitchen table set coasters can become fun and colorful decoration of your table. The design of personalized coasters is like a floppy disk coaster as computer mini disk. These farmhouse coasters use to protect your furniture.
  • Perfect Gift Idea of Coaster Set: These absorbent coasters for drinks mats are perfect gift for your family members, friends or colleagues. These outdoor coasters for patio table mats can fit into any exterior or interior table top. The glass coasters mat bring a bright mood.
  • Size and Package Included: In the pack, you will get 6 pieces of coaster for desk tops. The office table coasters are of same size 3.54 inches x 3.54 inches x 0.2 inches. The cute coasters for kitchen are square and flexible. These cup coasters are easy to clean in machine.
Bestseller No. 17
8 Pcs Ceramic Drink Coasters with Funny Sayings, 4 Inches Absorbent Coaster Sets with Holder...
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8 Pcs Ceramic Drink Coasters with Funny Sayings, 4 Inches Absorbent Coaster Sets with Holder...
  • [FULL SET]: The set includes 8 round ceramic coasters and one metal coaster.
  • [PROTECTIVE FUNCTION]: They are super absorbent, and the cork backboard can avoid scratching your furniture and prevent the coaster from falling off the table.
  • [FUN&ENTERTAINMENT]: The coaster set contains 8 humorous sentences. When you invite your friends to your party, they may be amused when they pick up the cup-creating a relaxed and happy atmosphere for your chat.
  • [EASY to SORT]: Equipped with a modern style iron frame, when not in use, you can put the coasters into the frame to put them together, which will make your home more tidy
SaleBestseller No. 18
Sandwich Coasters for Drinks, Sets of 8 Funny Wood Coasters with Non-Slip Pads, Cute Coasters for...
  • 🥪Package Includes:the set includes 8 funny wood coasters (crisp lettuce, fried egg, organic tomato, delicious cheese, juicy beef patty and onion, 4 inch) and a exquisite packing box.
  • ✨Exclusive for Foodie: Love sandwich?!Treat your favorite sandwich lover to these delicious Yuseful sandwich coasters that look just like the real thing.Freshly baked for you. Toasted bread is piled high with crisp lettuce, organic tomato, and juicy beef patty, etc. Yummy...
  • 👍Protect Your Tables: Your furniture is valuable, and is something that you want to protect and keep in good condition for years. Soft foam pads at the bottom to protect your furniture surface from slipping and scratching.
  • 🎁Funny Housewarming Gift Idea:This unique cup coasters will be a ideal gift or souvenir for food lovers, friends' birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving Day and other memorable days. People will be surprised for such a unique and practical present. Ideal for room and home decor.
  • ☕Quality Guarantee: This wood coasters will be your perfect gift.Best Service,Warranty & 100% your Money Back.we also provide after sales service, please feel free to contact us if you have any questions, we will reply your message within 12 hours.
Bestseller No. 19
LEADO Funny Coasters for Drinks, Absorbent Coasters, Ceramic Hexagon Marble Coasters, 6 Pcs - Unique...
  • Funny housewarming gift; A unique gift idea for best friend, female friend, male friends, sister, brother, mom, dad, boss, hostess, bride, bridesmaid
  • A hit for any occasion; A novelty gift idea for Christmas, birthday, anniversary, valentines day, housewarming, stocking stuffer, new apartment, secret santa , holiday or any other special moment
  • Rustic home decor; Six ceramic stone coasters with 6 styles; 1 sweet coaster on the top when granny comes to visit; 5 ice breakers underneath; Perfect to add a little humor to your home
  • Durable and absorbent; Made of absorbent ceramic stone, they can quickly absorb cold or hot drinks to prevent water spillage and keep the table clean
  • Comes with a durable cork bottom; Prevents from scratching and falling off; Gift box included; Hand wash recommended for the best result
Bestseller No. 20
Funny Coasters for Drinks Mistaken Lyrics Ceramic Coasters Set of 6 Birthday Gift for Her...
  • A Must have for any Music Lover!
  • Design: One Sided.
  • Size: 4'' x 0.25'' thick.
  • Material: Unfinished Ceramic.


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