Don’t F**k up the Table


Don’t insult your guests by calling them a D-bag or an A-hole like some other novelty coasters sets. This drink coaster lets you stay classy while reminding them to “Not to F up your table!” At the same time, You get your message across without offending.



Don’t F**k up the TableDon’t Fuck up the Table, Drink Coaster

This novelty set of drink coaster is the perfect funny gift for a friend, family member, colleague, or even the boss!

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  • ☑️ Novelty Coasters For Drinks – Sure to put a smile on your face, these absorbent coasters will hilariously remind people to keep their drinks off the table.
  • ☑️ Does Not Stick to Your Glass – The white marble style ceramic top on these cute coasters help capture moisture from ice cold drinks and protect surfaces from hot coffee cups. More absorbent than sandstone coasters.
  • ☑️ Memorable Housewarming Gift Idea – These unique coasters can be given as birthday, holiday, Christmas, dirty Santa, or valentines day gifts to men, women, and friends.
  • ☑️ Slip-Resistant Cork Backing – Each 6-piece set of our funny drink coasters features a durable cork back to help protect furniture or tabletops from scratches or scuffs.
  • ☑️ Metal Holder Included – Great for your home, kitchen, living room, man cave, bar, end tables, or college dorm room, enjoy a laugh and your favorite drink.


Bestseller No. 1
LotFancy Funny Coasters for Drinks Absorbent with Holder, 6PCS Ceramic Coasters with Cork Base,...
  • 【SET OF 6 WITH HOLDER】Each 6 piece set of drink coasters comes with a stacking coaster holder made with black iron. Keeps your coasters organized & ready to be used on your counter, coffee table, etc. We upgraded the holder. New holders and old holders are shipped randoomly
  • 【UNIQUE DESIGN】These round drink coasters are printed with 6 humorous sayings, which will hilariously remind people to keep their drinks off your expensive furniture! Our designs are directly printed on the coasters for a long-lasting effect. 4” diameter is suitable for most cups, mugs and bowls. These unique coasters can be given as birthday, holiday, Christmas, or valentine’s day gifts to men and women
  • 【SUPER ABSORBENT】Our coasters have a porous ceramic surface to absorb condensation droplets, drips and slight overflows. More absorbent than traditional sandstone coasters
  • 【NON-SLIP CORK BASE】The cork base prevents slipping, keeps coasters in place, and protects your furniture or tabletops from scratches or scuffs
  • 【Note】Because of the absorbent nature of the ceramic, your coasters will inevitably get stained from colored liquids. If that happens, we recommend soaking them in warm water with dish soap overnight, to try lessen the appearance of the stain
SaleBestseller No. 2
Juvale 6 Pack Wooden Mini Pallet Coasters, Square, Wood Beer Coasters, Gifts for Men, Drink Holders,...
1,337 Reviews
Juvale 6 Pack Wooden Mini Pallet Coasters, Square, Wood Beer Coasters, Gifts for Men, Drink Holders,...
  • Coasters for Men: Use this coaster set to instantly elevate your coffee table decor while also creating a conversation piece with these beer coasters, the perfect gift for all the men in your life
  • Protect Your Surfaces: These coasters for drinks will protect your dining table, coffee table, and countertops from unwanted damage left by water, and condensation left by tea and coffee mugs
  • The Perfect Size: Each of these wooden coasters measures 3.9 x 3.9 x 0.8 inches, making them the ideal size for your standard-sized mugs and bottles, ensuring that your drinks stay securely in place
  • Reliable Quality: These stylish, cool coasters are made from durable and easy to clean wood material; each coaster is designed to have the look and feel of a small wooden pallet
  • Package Contents: You will receive 6 small pallet coasters to protect your furniture from stains and spills, ensuring that it stays looking great for longer periods of time
Bestseller No. 3
Paladone Nintendo NES Cartridge Retro Drink Coasters for Gamers - Set of 8 - Featuring Donkey Kong,...
  • Official Licensed Product-Nintendo
  • 8 Pack Card Coasters. Double Sided Printing
  • In The Shape Of Classic Nest Game Cartridges
Bestseller No. 4
American Atelier Ceramic Drink Coasters, Set of 4 Absorbent Beverage Coasters with Elevated Rim &...
  • STUNNING DOLOMITE COASTERS COLLECTION | Set of 4 Premium Dolomite Coasters Serve as Pretty Protective Trays for Your Kitchen Drinkware, Bar Glassware, Coffee Mugs, Teacups & Other Beverage Vessels | Tabletop Salvers Measure 4x4” in Diameter & Feature a Beautiful Design for Breathtaking Display
  • ELEVATED RIM PROTECTS AGAINST SPILLS | Unlike the Typical Thin & Flat Variety, These Uniquely Styled Coasters are Finished with a Subtly Raised Edge to Help Contain Condensation, Prevent Ring Formation, Support Glassware & Provide Additional Tipping & Dripping Protection | Ideal Guard for Wood, Marble, Quartz & Other Surfaces
  • STRONG HEIRLOOM-QUALITY CONSTRUCTION | Prepare to Pass These Beauties Down Generation After Generation! Thick, Heavy-Duty Dolomite Cleans Easily by Hand & Stands Up to Decades of Use with Excellent Chip-Stain- & Scratch-Resistance | Be Free to Entertain Guests Indoors or Outside on All Types of Furniture
  • LUXE AESTHETIC FOR HOME AND HEARTH | So Many Ways to Elevate Your Space! Beyond Preventing Water Marks, These Stylish Drink Coasters are Perfectly Sized for Use as Pillar Candle Holders; Saucers for Small Succulents & Similar Plants; Miniature Snack or Appetizer Plates; or as Decorative Dishes for Jewelry, Trinkets & More
  • A GORGEOUS HOUSEWARMING GIFT | Treat Host or Hostess to a Fabulous Present They’ll Cherish for All Time! Classic Glass Coasters Complement Any Traditional, Modern, or Transitional Home Style & Look Lovely in a Gift Basket for Birthday, Anniversary, Bridal Shower, Wedding, Retirement, Mother’s Day or Just Because
Bestseller No. 5
Funny Coasters, Thipoten 6 Pcs Leather Coasters with Holder, Perfect Housewarming Hostess Gifts,...
  • ► MODERN DESIGN - Simple and classy black coasters for drinks with a round shaped and both sides PU leather, which looks really stylish and beautiful.You can use them on your dining table, coffee table or even for your favorite cup at the office
  • ► HIGH QUALITY & EASY TO CLEAN - Our lightweight, high quality cup coasters, durable & water resistant and easy to clean. Besides, These wonderful drinks coaster can protects your beloved dining table, kitchen countertops from damage and appropriate stains by HOT water, coffee & tea.
  • ► IDEAL SIZE - Big 3.9 inch (10cm) size suits all commercial type of cups and mugs,making them the perfect size for holding coffee cups, kids' drinks, sports bottles, craft cocktails and tumblers.
  • ► PERFECT GIFT - What a excellent gift idea for your families and friends, They will love it
  • ► NOVELTY HOME DECOR - THIPOTEN drinking coasters match with your furniture well, make your drinks "sweeter" and mood better, what a novelty home decor. They can still survive even your curious kids think they are little toys.
Bestseller No. 6
LIFVER Funny Coasters Set of 8, White Elephant Gifts for Adults, Gag Gifts for Adults Funny, House...
  • Funny and Humorous: These 8 funny coasters contain 4 humorous sentences, and when you invite your friends to your party, they are likely amused when they pick up the cup — create a relaxing and pleasant atmosphere for your chat.Ideal gift for housewarming
  • Amazing Absorbent Coasters : With the absorbent ceramic materials, LIFVER coasters will instantly soak up condensation—which, later, miraculously evaporates—and also protect your desktops, dining tabletops, kitchen countertops from hot drinks.
  • Cork Backing Design : A soft cork backing attached to each coaster, can effectively prevent the surfaces of your furniture from being scratched — protects your desktop&countertops from heat, doesn't adhere to your glass.
  • So Easy to Store: Each of these coaster set comes with a modern styling iron holder to keep them all together, and you can easily take coaster out of the holder and also they can be neatly stored with this holder — protect your tabletops from scratching.
  • Best Funny Coasters Gift for Friends : Funny, Creative, Humorous, Funny Home Christmas Decor, Packed in a Delicate Box. All of this is suitable for giving as a Housewarming gift to your friends. As creative gifts, your friends will like it.
Bestseller No. 7
Funny Coasters for Coffee Table - 6 Sarcastic Absorbent Stone Cork Drink Coasters, Farmhouse Bar...
  • SARCASTIC FUNNY FARMHOUSE COASTERS: This 6 pack of absorbent ceramic coasters with a holder are so fun you'll love how much entertainment they add to your home. Guests will be delighted by each funny saying, a different one for each coaster.
  • SO VERY STYLISH: What's better than super useful and functional coasters you ask? Ones that look great too! These modern farmhouse style drink coasters are so pretty they're sure to be a great accent piece to your living space. The added holder means they'll be neat too!
  • SO FUNCTIONAL: You'll never have to worry again about water stains and rings on your tables or counters. This set of absorbent drink coasters absorb water so well your tables will smile. Cork bottoms mean no scratches too!
  • GIVE THAT PERFECT GIFT: Look no further if you're searching for that perfect housewarning gift. These absorbent stone modern farmhouse style coasters are not only super functional by protecting table tops, they are so stylish and fun your gift recipients will adore them. You'll forever be known as the best gift giver.
  • EASY CARE: Simply wipe down with a gentle cloth and allow to dry between uses. These coasters are so simple to use and care for.
Bestseller No. 8
Set of 4 Bird Pun Coasters, Bird Pun Coasters for Drinks, Square Coaster Set for Cups Home Funny...
76 Reviews
Set of 4 Bird Pun Coasters, Bird Pun Coasters for Drinks, Square Coaster Set for Cups Home Funny...
  • 【Bird Pun Coasters】 Set of 4 bird pun coasters, 4 inch different patterns square ecos friendly absorbent decorative for home bar kinds of cups mugs mat wooden table tabletop protection decor.
  • 【Unique Design】 Funny bird pun coasters, each featuring a different bird chart from the best selling collection. the designs educational in equal measures, with each hand illustrated bird being named with signatures typography.
  • 【Material】 Our coasters for drinks are made of wood, simple and classy square coaster protect furniture from water marks scratch and damage, lots of different birds on the front which looks really stylish, suitable for all kinds of cups.
  • 【Easy to Clean】 Each coaster is printed with heat-resistant and fade-resistant artwork, it will not fade or change color easily after repeated use, please rinse with water or wipe with a damp cloth and dry naturally. Do not wipe the surface with hard or sharp objects to avoid wear and tear.
  • 【Perfect Gift】 4 bird pun coasters make the ideal gift for a bird watcher, pun enthusiast or gardener and a great conversation starter during tea breaks and dinner parties! These designs educational and can teach you to identify different birds. Can be used as home decor, It can be the ideal gift-birthday, holiday, Christmas, Valentine's Day, housewarming, bar.
Bestseller No. 9
Wooden Coasters for Drinks Funny Coasters Cute Coasters Table Decor Gifts Weird Stuff Unique Cute...
  • ♥Unique design: The original design is very fashionable and cute. It sits like a snail on your table, cleverly storing the coasters together and making the coasters a decoration. We hope this snail will become your new desktop favorite.
  • ♥ Fully functional: This snail coaster not only perfectly stores coasters for you, but also reflects the owner's unique taste. You and your family will love it.
  • ♥ Thoughtful gift idea: Can be used as a gift for friends on birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and other unforgettable days. As a creative gift, your friends will love it.
  • ♥Suitable for:House Warming gifts new home.wood decor.shelf decor.home decor.boho desk decor for table decor. centerpiece table decorations.Weird Stuff Unique Gifts Funny Gifts Cute Gifts Small Gifts Housewarming Gifts for Mom
  • ♥High-quality material: North American black walnut + German beech + brass. The longitudinal grains of black walnut are generally straight, and some are wavy or curly. The naturally formed patterns are pleasing to the eye, with very good appearance and good texture.
Bestseller No. 11
Coasters for Drinks, Funny Drink Coasters Absorbent with Holder 6 Pcs Absorbing Stone Funny Coaster...
  • 【NOVELTY COASTERS FOR DRINKS】Witty conversation starters! Put smile on everyone's face, these funny absorbent coasters will hilariously remind people to keep their drinks off the table and protect your furniture. You will get six different sayings with this coasters set to match the personalities of each of your guests.
  • 【ABSORBENT CERAMIC DRINK COASTERS】Our drink coasters are made from a super absorbent ceramic stone that can easily absorb the water drips, spills & condensation outside the cup, When the hot or cold water/drinks/milk liquids spill from mugs/cups, the coaster will absorb all the moisture from your cup, and it absorbs water rings on both sides to keep your furniture dry and clean.
  • 【SLIP-RESISTANT CORK BACKING】 Each 6-piece set of funny drink coasters features a durable cork back to help protect furniture or tabletops from scratches or scuffs.
  • 【BLACK METAL COASTER HOLDER INCLUDED】 Each 6 pcs set of drinking coasters comes with a coaster holder that stores them in a stacked position. Stain resistant, scratch-proof, rust-proof. Keep them organized & ready to be used for happy hour!
  • 【MEMORABLE HOUSEWARMING GIFT SET】 Great for your home, kitchen, living room, man cave, bar, end tables, or college dorm room, enjoy a laugh and a your favorite drink. These unique coasters can be given as birthday, holiday, Christmas, dirty Santa, or valentines day gifts to men, women, and friends.
Bestseller No. 12
Funny Coaster, Ceramic, Set of 6, with Gift Box, Absorbent with Cork Base, Home Decor for Family,...
  • The Exquisite Design clearly printed on the coaster makes a great gift for a housewarming or daily use.
  • Absorbent Ceramic Coaster could absorb water drops quickly, to keep your table or desk ring free!
  • The Cork Base of the coaster makes it unlikely to scratch your delicate tabletop.
  • 6 pcs in 1 pack with a metal holder for your easier organizing.
  • Money-Back Guarantee. The ceramic coaster comes with a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. If for any reason you are not fully satisfied with the quality, please feel free to contact us and we will provide you with a full refund.
Bestseller No. 13
Funny Coasters - Perfect White Elephant Gifts - Unique Gifts for Women Men - Cool Friend Gifts -...
  • BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. We’re pretty sure boring will NOT be the word used to describe your house when you entertain with these funny coasters. It’s a hilarious way to remind people to keep their drinks off the table and get a few free laughs too!
  • BE FANCY. Get your fancy on with these table coasters and instantly turn your ‘eh space into a fun, interesting, sophisticated, and unique hangout. Be that trendsetter!
  • TRIPLE THE FUN. Well, not that...but you do get three different sayings with this coaster set to match the personalities of each of your guests. Why have 1 when you can have 3!
  • FUNNY GIFTS FOR FRIENDS. Looking for hilarious and unique gifts? These coasters with holder are perfect funny gifts for men and women! They can also be funny white elephant gifts for th is Holiday Season!
  • SECURE YOUR TABLE. Protect your tables with these absorbent coasters crafted with a fine ceramic stone, You'll not only enjoy with these cup coasters, but you'll also get to keep your counters beautiful and damage-free.
Bestseller No. 14
Homythe Office Gifts for Coworkers, Novelty Gifts for New Colleagues Employees Boss, Funny Office...
  • NOVELTY GIFT FOR COWORKERS - Looking for some new and novelty stuff for your coworkers? This uniquely designed Coasters with funny sayings would definitely be a hit to your office. You'll have everyone laughing with this funny joke coasters!
  • DESIGN FOR FUN - This set of Cork Coasters is designed for those who have a great sense of humor, and they absolutely will bring much more laugh and topics to your home and office.
  • PERFECT GIFT IDEA - Coasters Come with a metal holder for easy organization, Perfect as a fun but functional gift for housewarming hostess gifts, Birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving day. Brighten up your office with these cute and funny coffee coasters!
  • HIGH QUALITY MATERIAL - Made from 100% real cork, eco-friendly, absorbent and durable. Very gentle to your table surfaces and prevent your furniture from Scratched, and won’t cause damage like marble or stone if accidentally dropped.
  • SUITABLE SIZE - 4*4*0.2 inch (10*10*0.5cm), fit most glass, cups, mugs, wine bottle or even cereal bowl or a pitcher for drink, 5mm thick enough to absorb any moisture and protect your table from white ring marks.
SaleBestseller No. 15
Wooden Coasters for Drinks,Funny Elephant Coasters Set,Novelty Coasters Animal Gifts for Log...
  • Novelty and Funny Design: DIY coasters can be interlocked to create a Elephant Shape
  • SPECIFICATIONS: These Elephant coasters, made of strong and durable wood, come as a pack of 8. carefully handcrafted into the perfect size for all glasses, cups, mugs or bottles.
  • Makes the Perfect Gift – Our adorable elephant coaster set makes the perfect housewarming gift for cabin decorations, rustic home decor, farmhouse decor, or simply as a unique coffee table feature for a man cave
  • Our Coasters are Different – Our coasters are bamboo wood, so you won’t have any problems with poorly-absorbing cork or warping over time. Super cute and took 10 seconds to put together
  • ECO-FRIENDLY: Eco-friendliness is a key attraction about these wooden coasters which are budget friendly without their quality being compromised.
Bestseller No. 16
Funny Coasters | Cute Coasters | 8 Cork Coasters in Gift Box | Hostess Gifts | Funny Housewarming...
  • What's inside: Eight coasters inside a bright and sturdy gift box. Each coaster is 4 inches by 4 inches and each is imprinted with a different humorous phrase.
  • Laughter guaranteed: Cheer up a gathering - or just yourself - with these laugh-out-loud observations on everyday life
  • Long-lasting: These cork coasters are meant to be used again and again.
  • The perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor: Consider as a funny birthday gift for women friends...a funny housewarming gift...a funny hostess gift..use with your book club or wine club. Brighten up a friend's day.
SaleBestseller No. 17
Valdivia Funny Retro Vinyl Record Coasters with Player, 6 Pcs Music Coasters for Drinks, Bars,...
1,957 Reviews
Valdivia Funny Retro Vinyl Record Coasters with Player, 6 Pcs Music Coasters for Drinks, Bars,...
  • ★【Nostalgic Retro Design】Revisit the charm of classic vinyl records with our vintage-inspired coaster set, meticulously crafted to bring back the essence of the golden era of music. This collection includes six coasters designed as authentic vinyl records, complete with a holder resembling a vintage record player, creating a captivating throwback ambiance for your space.
  • ★【Ideal Gifts for Music Lovers】These coasters capture the essence of the 80s in a cool manner, perfectly replicating the allure of classic records, our coasters serve as an ideal decorative touch, infusing any setting with a unique coolness that's particularly appealing for music enthusiasts seeking a nostalgic vibe.
  • ★【Durability and Easy Maintenance】Crafted from high-quality vinyl material, our coasters boast durability and reliability. Each coaster features a non-slip rubber pad underneath, ensuring stability, heat resistance, lightweight handling, and effortless maintenance. Simply wipe away stains or wash them with water for a fuss-free cleanup.
  • ★【Versatile and Protective】Accommodating various cup sizes and shapes, suitable for all types of cups, mugs, and glasses. our versatile coasters safeguard your furniture from beverage-induced damage. Elevate your space with a hint of nostalgia while preserving your tabletops.
  • ★【Unmatched Sales Support】Backed by 5 years after-sales service guarantee, our commitment to customer satisfaction is unwavering. Please get in touch with us anytime for prompt assistance with any product-related issues.
Bestseller No. 18
Bribay Coasters for Drinks Set of 6, Black Marble with Funny Quotes Sayings Absorbent Round Ceramic...
82 Reviews
Bribay Coasters for Drinks Set of 6, Black Marble with Funny Quotes Sayings Absorbent Round Ceramic...
  • 🍷POPULAR DESIGN & SET OF 6 - Coasters with 6 or 3 different patterns featuring a frosted glaze surface, making the patterns bright, beautiful, and creative. Thick cork coasters base great for drinks hot or cold.
  • 🍷ABSORBENT CERAMIC - The coaster's upper layer is made of absorbent ceramic, which has better absorbency than normal silicone coasters to keep your table dry and clean.
  • 🍷ANTI WEAR CORK - The back of coaster is cork to prevent the table from getting scratched and worn. And also provide additional gripping to the surface, tightly stick to the desktop, easily handles bumps and drops.
  • 🍷SUITABLE SIZE & EASY TO CLEAN - Coaster's diameter is 4 inch, suitable for all glasses, mugs, and cups. More convenient to clean than silicone coasters, just rinse it by water.
  • 🍷BEAUTIFUL DECORATION - These classic natural coasters for drinks are the preferred pick among professional bartenders, everyday families, also the perfect decoration for parties. Great to decorate your kitchen, living room, bedroom or office and so on. Perfect to send to men, women, friends and colleague as housewarming, wedding, thanksgiving, birthday, christmas or new year gifts
Bestseller No. 19
Cactus Coasters Set for Drinks of 6 Pieces,Funny Coasters Cactus Gift with Flowerpot Holder for Home...
  • 【Cactus Coasters Set 】You will receive 6 Pieces Green Cactus Coasters,1 Pack Coaster Flowerpot Holder, and 1 Pack Colored Package Box.
  • 【Nice Gift】 A perfect gift idea for parents,families or for your best friends.Besides.The green coasters also as a novelty coaster decoration for home, bar, and office table.
  • 【Multi- Function】The coasters can stand high temperature so they won't let the high heat destroy your table and also prevent from scratching the table top.Never worry about nasty water stains on your furniture again.
  • 【Good Material】These cute coasters adopt imported high-density EVA,molded cork and advanced original premium ABS. Odorless and non-toxic, you can use it with confidence.
  • 【Sirensky Guarntee】100% MONEY BACK If any defective of this DIY cactus coasters set. Please feel free to contact Sirensky team with any question.
SaleBestseller No. 20
Floppy Disk Coasters for Coffee Table Decor - Silicone Coasters Set of 6 Pcs Coffee Bar Coasters for...
1,628 Reviews
Floppy Disk Coasters for Coffee Table Decor - Silicone Coasters Set of 6 Pcs Coffee Bar Coasters for...
  • High Quality: The modern coasters are made of high-quality silicone. The desk coaster is waterproof, temperatures and sun exposure. These cute coasters not fade over time and also reusable. Our drink coasters will serve for long.
  • Cheerful Design of Funny Coasters: These table coasters can become fun and colorful decoration of your table. The design of vinyl coasters is like a floppy disk coaster as computer mini disk. The cute coaster is use to protect your furniture.
  • Size and Package Included: In the pack, you will get 6 pieces of coasters cute. The table coasters for drinks are measure about 3.54 inches x 3.54 inches x 0.2 inches in size. The christmas coasters are square and flexible.
  • Perfect Gift Funny Desk Decor Coasters: These absorbent coasters for drinks can be a perfect gift for your family members, friends or colleagues. These cute coasters for desk can fit into any exterior or interior table top.
  • Wide Uses of Cup Coasters: The cool coasters square shaped very versatile in use. The coffee bar decor coaster is direct to application. These coasters funny can be used as home decor, office, spoon rest, bar coaster or table and cup pad and indoor and outdoor coffee table set.


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